I cannot find a single recipe for scallion pancakes online that I trust.
I'm not asking for much! Neither Epicurious and Allrecipes.com (my go-to sources) have a single recipe of straight up scallion pancakes. Not one. And I'm not touching things that people have copied off About.com or the Food Network. These Asian food staples tend to be put online by people like, ergh... I don't have a blender or fucking cake flour, can't understand rolling dough in three different ways, and don't want to produce the fried crackers that I grew up eating. What the fuck?!? This should not be so difficult!
Almost tempted to attack Ollie's. ARGH.
