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Friday, August 27, 2010
Summer on Wheels
I did two things really new this summer. Well, three things. The first two were biking from home and learning to drive. The third was flying a few thousand miles away from New York, leaving perhaps indefinitely. But this post is about the first two things.
When moving out of my senior dorm, I swiped a Pacific Aries mountain bike from the courtyard. (Now, I took it from near the heap of trash to be thrown out, so I'm pretty sure that wasn't stealing.) The bike is pretty standard. Shimano brakes, 27-speed. I roped it onto the hood of our minivan and drove it home. Over the next three months, I put over $200 into that bike. I fixed the gears, pumped the tires (free), replaced the clamp, bought a chain, another lock, a security cable, two seats and seat posts, and three safety lights. I took it everywhere - Flushing, DUMBO, Prospect Heights, Jackson Heights, everywhere in between.
I learned where the hills in the city were and why some neighborhoods are called the "Heights". I learned the meaning of traffic signs and street lanes. I learned where and how fast people like to drive. Where I could go fast and take my feet off the pedals. Where I could go slow and respond to a text with one hand on the handlebars. As a 20-year New Yorker, I think it was one of the last things that I haven't yet tried to do in that city.
Then I started driving, another culture entirely. Someone once told me driving depends on this field of social interaction. (If so, biking is an incredibly solitary activity.) So I learned to signal with others, watch others, follow laws and (less explicitly) neighborhood norms, and literally personify other cars as people. I drove a blue Toyota four-door on my test, but since then I've only been in my parents' red Mercury minivan from 2005. I got my first ticket. (Broken brake lights.) I resolved that ticket within 12 hours afterward. I felt awesome. Then I stood in front of the DMV judge and felt like just another law-abiding citizen.
If I had to choose? Biking, definitely cooler.
(This is a blog post that deserves pictures, but alas, I'm in another country already!)
When moving out of my senior dorm, I swiped a Pacific Aries mountain bike from the courtyard. (Now, I took it from near the heap of trash to be thrown out, so I'm pretty sure that wasn't stealing.) The bike is pretty standard. Shimano brakes, 27-speed. I roped it onto the hood of our minivan and drove it home. Over the next three months, I put over $200 into that bike. I fixed the gears, pumped the tires (free), replaced the clamp, bought a chain, another lock, a security cable, two seats and seat posts, and three safety lights. I took it everywhere - Flushing, DUMBO, Prospect Heights, Jackson Heights, everywhere in between.
I learned where the hills in the city were and why some neighborhoods are called the "Heights". I learned the meaning of traffic signs and street lanes. I learned where and how fast people like to drive. Where I could go fast and take my feet off the pedals. Where I could go slow and respond to a text with one hand on the handlebars. As a 20-year New Yorker, I think it was one of the last things that I haven't yet tried to do in that city.
Then I started driving, another culture entirely. Someone once told me driving depends on this field of social interaction. (If so, biking is an incredibly solitary activity.) So I learned to signal with others, watch others, follow laws and (less explicitly) neighborhood norms, and literally personify other cars as people. I drove a blue Toyota four-door on my test, but since then I've only been in my parents' red Mercury minivan from 2005. I got my first ticket. (Broken brake lights.) I resolved that ticket within 12 hours afterward. I felt awesome. Then I stood in front of the DMV judge and felt like just another law-abiding citizen.
If I had to choose? Biking, definitely cooler.
(This is a blog post that deserves pictures, but alas, I'm in another country already!)
Monday, April 26, 2010
Adults
When I started first grade in the States, I was a little puzzled by my first grade teacher. She was so... interesting. I want to say it wasn't because she was the first white person I ever got to know, but who knows? I was a five year old who just came back from a year and a half in China. (Read "adjustment issues".)
But from an early age I learned neither to trust nor identify with adults. It's not that I didn't think they knew what was best for me. I didn't even trust how they got their information to begin with.
Firstly, they're imprecise. When I was five, the attention to detail that I paid to my surroundings came down to half-millimeters. Adults? They couldn't tell the difference between one inch and two inches. I asked one of my teachers once to show me how long an inch was. She spread her thumb and index finger apart until they could hold a strawberry. "This much." She held her fingers probably two and a half inches apart, not one.
Secondly, they're dirty. Once during arts and crafts in first grade, I got some glue on my fingers and didn't know what to do to clean it. I showed it to my teacher. What did she show me to do? Wipe it on my pants. No doubt my mom did not appreciate that.
Thirdly, they don't know how to move themselves. Their bodies were bulky and generally all over the place. Why did I have to follow them around? They should be keeping up with me!
Lastly, they bend truth. That's just true. I still think that's true. In fact, I'm starting to do it.
So those are a few of the reasons why I'm dreading graduation/adulthood.
But from an early age I learned neither to trust nor identify with adults. It's not that I didn't think they knew what was best for me. I didn't even trust how they got their information to begin with.
Firstly, they're imprecise. When I was five, the attention to detail that I paid to my surroundings came down to half-millimeters. Adults? They couldn't tell the difference between one inch and two inches. I asked one of my teachers once to show me how long an inch was. She spread her thumb and index finger apart until they could hold a strawberry. "This much." She held her fingers probably two and a half inches apart, not one.
Secondly, they're dirty. Once during arts and crafts in first grade, I got some glue on my fingers and didn't know what to do to clean it. I showed it to my teacher. What did she show me to do? Wipe it on my pants. No doubt my mom did not appreciate that.
Thirdly, they don't know how to move themselves. Their bodies were bulky and generally all over the place. Why did I have to follow them around? They should be keeping up with me!
Lastly, they bend truth. That's just true. I still think that's true. In fact, I'm starting to do it.
So those are a few of the reasons why I'm dreading graduation/adulthood.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
an experiment in unconscious processing
make a list of friends. friends who you have different relationships with, and some of whom are more dear to you than others.
place that list somewhere on your workspace (or somewhere you face quite often). but not right in front of you. somewhere just below where your line of sight is typically, so that you often have to move your eyes past it pretty quickly to where it belongs or where you want it to be.
some of those times, your attention will land on certain people's names. i don't mean when you blankly end up staring at the list and observe multiple names. i mean you end up staring at one name before you realize you're staring at anything at all.
= unconscious cognitive processing calling your attention.
place that list somewhere on your workspace (or somewhere you face quite often). but not right in front of you. somewhere just below where your line of sight is typically, so that you often have to move your eyes past it pretty quickly to where it belongs or where you want it to be.
some of those times, your attention will land on certain people's names. i don't mean when you blankly end up staring at the list and observe multiple names. i mean you end up staring at one name before you realize you're staring at anything at all.
= unconscious cognitive processing calling your attention.
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Such a thing as regret
Say you might have changed some things in the past of your forward/causal/time-specified life. Okay. You regret.
You deeply regret. You ate a poisoned doggy biscuit and then pitiably fall dead the next day. That really sucks. You shouldn't have died.
You say, I don't want to die! I want to live! I want to not have eaten that doggie biscuit! I want to fix this state of affairs.
Well, doggie, you can do it in a number of ways. We can rewind the tape. You'll be dead doggie T minus one day. That's great! Don't eat the biscuit this time. But you do. Because this time you are still hungry. And you still didn't know that biscuit was poisoned. Who would?
No, you want to do it a different way? Okay. You're saying you want to go back and know that this is a poison cake. Sure, do that. But after this turn, you can never reasonably assume that any doggie biscuit won't make you choke. That sucks. Your friends are really bewildered; they ask, why is that dog not eating biscuits all of a sudden? But you've changed. In fact, it's hard to eat anything. You have new knowledge, but you're a different doggie - not as carefree as you were that time you died. Life is something else now entirely. (But is life ever not?)
Not acceptable. You need it all back, and nothing else can change. You need to intervene without engaging the system. Through a wormhole you jump to T minus a day and a half and land on the bad biscuit. With a swipe of the paw, you slide it into a furnace. Hide in the bushes for a day. A naive doggie trots along, sniffs some crumbs and leaves. You never see him again. And you're still dead. But where was the dog whose poor life I just saved? You float toward him. He's licking another biscuit. He doesn't recognize you. He doesn't even act like you, because you act like dead.
Is there such a thing as regret?
(Or time travel?)
Can you ever wish to have known? Can you ever wish to change things? Can you tell that I want to watch Lost again?
You deeply regret. You ate a poisoned doggy biscuit and then pitiably fall dead the next day. That really sucks. You shouldn't have died.
You say, I don't want to die! I want to live! I want to not have eaten that doggie biscuit! I want to fix this state of affairs.
Well, doggie, you can do it in a number of ways. We can rewind the tape. You'll be dead doggie T minus one day. That's great! Don't eat the biscuit this time. But you do. Because this time you are still hungry. And you still didn't know that biscuit was poisoned. Who would?
No, you want to do it a different way? Okay. You're saying you want to go back and know that this is a poison cake. Sure, do that. But after this turn, you can never reasonably assume that any doggie biscuit won't make you choke. That sucks. Your friends are really bewildered; they ask, why is that dog not eating biscuits all of a sudden? But you've changed. In fact, it's hard to eat anything. You have new knowledge, but you're a different doggie - not as carefree as you were that time you died. Life is something else now entirely. (But is life ever not?)
Not acceptable. You need it all back, and nothing else can change. You need to intervene without engaging the system. Through a wormhole you jump to T minus a day and a half and land on the bad biscuit. With a swipe of the paw, you slide it into a furnace. Hide in the bushes for a day. A naive doggie trots along, sniffs some crumbs and leaves. You never see him again. And you're still dead. But where was the dog whose poor life I just saved? You float toward him. He's licking another biscuit. He doesn't recognize you. He doesn't even act like you, because you act like dead.
Is there such a thing as regret?
(Or time travel?)
Can you ever wish to have known? Can you ever wish to change things? Can you tell that I want to watch Lost again?
Sunday, January 10, 2010
i grew up with these
in my childhood we had a few video cassettes. i watched these cassettes repeatedly growing up. i just don't know what my life would be like if this set up were any different. what if i grew up with pocahontas? or the jungle book? or up?
- fantasia
life, nature, growth, magic, death, and most of all, hell.
- alice in wonderland
reality, shattered. i hated that.
- the lion king (i don't actually think we owned this)
death is loss is life.
- pinocchio
love. family.
- superman
heroism.
- the rescuers down under
mice in love, golden eagles, australian accents. and the united nations!
lastly, we had a broken cassette of crusader rabbit that always, always scared the fuck out of me. there are no words to describe it. what the fuck was a rabbit doing on a horse, in knight's armor with a lance? to kill people?
- fantasia
life, nature, growth, magic, death, and most of all, hell.
- alice in wonderland
reality, shattered. i hated that.
- the lion king (i don't actually think we owned this)
death is loss is life.
- pinocchio
love. family.
- superman
heroism.
- the rescuers down under
mice in love, golden eagles, australian accents. and the united nations!
lastly, we had a broken cassette of crusader rabbit that always, always scared the fuck out of me. there are no words to describe it. what the fuck was a rabbit doing on a horse, in knight's armor with a lance? to kill people?
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Ways of getting across
I typically get pretty excited about songs with dance beats and bass lines. But this one song I just got too excited about last September. It was a little vindictive, a little disruptive, and it sang to me at that moment because, well, that's what I needed. Not all songs could have done that for me then, and that song might not do that ever again. I understood then what musicians do - they have to understand the field of people. They have to capture them at that moment in the most effective way possible, because music is based in a dimension of time that reeks of transience.
Visual artists do something a little different, but they are fixated on vision. But what are our eyes and our visual cortices? Take Descartes' spectrum - no one has the same answer for when colors begin or end. I, for one, might never be able to perceive any craft in the way it was intended. If the back of my brain developed a little atypically, I might not even be able to see anything in a way I can even describe to other people.
Writing is different. It is so limited. One has to abide by language and its fickle structures which impose on the mind endless amounts of unnatural conflict, contrasts and equalities. One relies on only the words that humans have been unimaginative enough to invent, and not all humans at that. But with words I can move within a field of ideas that can escape body, time and space. But, then again, maybe I just haven't accessed the skill to do this with anything but words.
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
- Yann Martel, from The Facts Behind the Helsinki Roccamatios
"I would also have to convince him that he had no choice, that this storytelling wasn't a game or something on the same level as watching a movie or talking about politics. He would have to see that everything besides the story was useless, even his desperate existential thoughts that did nothing but frighten him. Only the imaginary must count."
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Sleeping
That moment before the singularity of conscious experience dissipates, I'm having a hard time enduring lately. But every night, falling asleep is just enduring this moment. I lie and meander in thoughts until my focus can no longer be singular, but must be surrendered to forces disparate, dissonant and grand. This is what unconsciousness is, after all.
But I wonder if one day I will struggle on a different bed to retain this tight, mindful integrity that may no longer wake me the next day. I will be fighting then, but I'm sweating the stresses of that fight on my bed right now. I can't sleep if I don't want to ever sleep.
I started sleeping on my chest earlier this year, no doubt in my mind to substitute for a different weight. When I wake up with my heart racing, I know there has to be a healthier way to sleep. Sleeping on my back, there is no weight to make me feel my heartbeat change. These days, I lie with two hands over my heart and, like the months during which I suffocated my lungs and compacted my chest, I do this by instinct. What an ordeal.
But I wonder if one day I will struggle on a different bed to retain this tight, mindful integrity that may no longer wake me the next day. I will be fighting then, but I'm sweating the stresses of that fight on my bed right now. I can't sleep if I don't want to ever sleep.
I started sleeping on my chest earlier this year, no doubt in my mind to substitute for a different weight. When I wake up with my heart racing, I know there has to be a healthier way to sleep. Sleeping on my back, there is no weight to make me feel my heartbeat change. These days, I lie with two hands over my heart and, like the months during which I suffocated my lungs and compacted my chest, I do this by instinct. What an ordeal.
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Microaggressions
When I graduated from high school, they told us that a lot of people were going to mention where we came from. So far, I've been reminded in certain ways. I say, "Yeah, yeah," I say, and try to mess up the paint they splashed on my face.
I am rooting for my Queens hometown in some made up contest of neighborhoods. "Says the guy who went to Thatplace."
"Hey, David. You went to Thatplace?" "Yeah..." "Fucker. Kid on my floor did, too."
"Where did you go to school?" "Just around here." "Where?" "It's on the Upper West Side." "Yeah, like which school?" "It's called Thatplace?" She goes off on how she tutors these kids from there and their curriculum is so intense, almost like where she grew up and the curriculum was also intense, even if just by American standards because she's not from this country.
"Oh, you went to Thatplace." "Yeah, I switched schools in middle school..." "Did you know this guy...?" I've forgotten. We're talking about education in low-income communities. I talked about how I switched out of public school. "Well, you know, not everyone has access to those opportunities." He goes off on statistics, his experiences at a public school Fewblocksover, and how Teachingorg is going to finally fix how different that is for someone like me. My mouth is not agape, but I'm fighting off a wrinkle in my eyebrows.
"I can't believe you're a private school kid." I'm not worried about that. This is the stuff they must have been talking about.
I am rooting for my Queens hometown in some made up contest of neighborhoods. "Says the guy who went to Thatplace."
"Hey, David. You went to Thatplace?" "Yeah..." "Fucker. Kid on my floor did, too."
"Where did you go to school?" "Just around here." "Where?" "It's on the Upper West Side." "Yeah, like which school?" "It's called Thatplace?" She goes off on how she tutors these kids from there and their curriculum is so intense, almost like where she grew up and the curriculum was also intense, even if just by American standards because she's not from this country.
"Oh, you went to Thatplace." "Yeah, I switched schools in middle school..." "Did you know this guy...?" I've forgotten. We're talking about education in low-income communities. I talked about how I switched out of public school. "Well, you know, not everyone has access to those opportunities." He goes off on statistics, his experiences at a public school Fewblocksover, and how Teachingorg is going to finally fix how different that is for someone like me. My mouth is not agape, but I'm fighting off a wrinkle in my eyebrows.
"I can't believe you're a private school kid." I'm not worried about that. This is the stuff they must have been talking about.
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